When closing a program that won't respond...
“Program is not responding” Us: Program: Us: Program: Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge. Program: Us: CLOSE DOWN. Program: Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER. Program:
Leave a word, any word, inside my ask box, and I...
Most people think I’m lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons,...– (via natalieozanne)
I’m actually talking to myself whilst watching Catchphrase. I have issues.
Just realised the last like 10 posts I made where basically funny cats. I’m going to die alone.
When someone puts their hand over my mouth to shut...
Mate goat cascada Ian, fucking raving like a mad cunt
Soon to be smashed and partying like a mofo, roll on the next two nights :D
Someone entertain me please.
One thing I hate about being a girl:
cjmadeuwetdabed: thisaintfairytalee: My parents think I’ll get raped everywhere I go Then I’m Like - ‘Have You Seen Me?’ lmaooo
I really need to stop posting stuff when drunk, then forgetting what I’ve posted. Or i should maybe not be as friendly. Or maybe not drink. Wait scratch that last one, I’ll just not be as friendly. On the plus point I’m getting my hair dyed in like half and hour, totally nervy. A big part of me knows it’s gonna look stupid an even bigger part is just thinking, awk so what...
I can't stop laughing.
youknowyourescottishwhen: Actually getting bombarded with asks and that with people talking bout how where they live is shitty. It’s shitty, but were from the most banterous place in the world, I’m sorry but, being Scottish is the best
Dearly beloved are you listening, I can’t remember a word that you were saying.
I have a wii fit!– Andrew Glen
Their as happy as a pig in shite– Daniel McElroy (my god)
Why is it I go bright red every time I speak to him, like I know he’s hot but come on! #stupidteenagehormones
My legs are dangling off the edge, the bottom of the bottle is my only friend.
I want my Zippo to be here NOW ! I’m too impatient for my own good. First fag lit from it is gonna be so badass.
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